the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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