plz talk dirty to me
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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