I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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