the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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