is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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