On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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