Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
