Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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