I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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