Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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