I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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