our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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