He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The adults are the big ones right?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
