Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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