I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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