; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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