guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize