IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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