Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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