I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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