The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
