Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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