There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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