I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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