Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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