and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO