You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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