Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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