I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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