Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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