WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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