My nipple is on Facebook.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
