Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We named our party play list daddy issues
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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