I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
