my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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