Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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