I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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