last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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