UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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