that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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