Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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