i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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