its not stalking. its research.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
