I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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