Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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