It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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