It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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