I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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