oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im holly from the hills drunk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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