DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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