remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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