just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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